celeste_noelani | My tweets

Fri, 12:20: Still shaky but a little better than yesterday. Long talk with Ian last night. Brutal therapy session this morning. I am ugh.
Fri, 12:23: This morning got the bittersweet surprise of finding a HS friend had uploaded pics to FB of our group of friends back in the day.
Fri, 12:24: Pics of Josh. I was so happy to see them, and I miss him so much. How does a 15 year old just die in his sleep like that?
Fri, 12:28: The pics were from before we started dating. I used to have a whole album of photos taken when we were dating, but I've lost them all.
Fri, 12:57: RT @thebooksluts: I launched a new site called Dear Fatty and wrote about thinsplaining: http://t.co/c4ou6F7bzU
Fri, 13:13: Sharing this from last year because I miss my dad. Big Hair, No Pants http://t.co/H7k0EJPkJS
Fri, 14:11: Answered the phone and a woman's voice on the other end said "Is the lady of the house available?" I bristled.
Fri, 14:12: "Lady of the house?" I asked. "Do people still say that shit nowadays?" I was about to get all indignant till I realized it was a recording.
Fri, 14:12: It was a survey, asking me if I thought that parents and grandparents should be able to control what their kids watch on tv.
Fri, 14:13: I answered "Nah, I think kids should just raise themselves. Parents just get in the way of all their recreational drug use."

Fri, 14:15: Then it asked if I thought that websites should have ratings like TV & films and I said "Who cares, kids don't read the ratings anyway."
Fri, 14:16: Then it said "Well, I'm glad you agree with us that parents and grandparents should be in charge of childrens' viewing blah blah blah."
Fri, 16:17: RT @rodimusprime: Wow... this lady is blaming her marital struggles with her husband on other women not wearing enough clothes? http://t.co…
Fri, 16:22: That last RT. OMFG lady. " Because our men are much less emotional and are much more visual."
Fri, 16:24: "Dudes are empty sacks of sperm whose eyeballs wire straight to their dicks, so bitches, keep your tits in your tankinis kthx."
Fri, 16:26: I'm huge and flabby and carting around a three pregnancy body, but Ian still hits on me because he likes banging a girl he loves. HEY.
Fri, 16:27: But you go on with your unemotional man who can't keep hard bodied 20 yr olds out of his male gaze. How dare they have bodies AT him, right?
Fri, 16:29: Like, Ian works at the University. He can look at college girls having bodies at him all day if he wanted to. But. You know. He doesn't.
Fri, 16:36: I mean, can we please NOT with the "we all know men are like this" because if it's one thing we KNOW, it's that people are different.
Fri, 16:36: Sure, some men just can't with the hard bodied 20 yr olds having bodies at them and have their eyeballs wired straight to their dicks.

Fri, 16:37: But some women are that way, too. So. You know, banzai!!
Fri, 16:39: And *I* know that men are respectful and capable human beings who have brains in between their eyeballs and their dicks.
Fri, 16:43: So if you'll pardon me, I'm going to ask women to put their tits anywhere they like and tell men to address their eyeball / dick wiring.
Fri, 18:59: Iliana gets a sundae whenever she takes a dump in the toilet instead of her pullup. (What, we're really excited about toilet dumping.)
Fri, 19:00: Well she went at school and we high fived her and she asked for her sundae, so of course! Yay! We are SO THRILLED ABOUT THIS!
Fri, 19:01: So now Ian just said to her "Okay hurry up and finish your ice cream so we can have dinner." We're either doing this wrong. Or very right.
Fri, 21:51: Hey I know you want to subscribe to my blog that I regularly Ignore. Also, SALESMANSHIP! http://t.co/KjTLhvcDTm

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