My tweets

[celeste_noelani]

• Fri, 12:20: Still shaky but a little better than yesterday. Long talk with Ian last night. Brutal therapy session this morning. I am ugh.
• Fri, 12:23: This morning got the bittersweet surprise of finding a HS friend had uploaded pics to FB of our group of friends back in the day.
• Fri, 12:24: Pics of Josh. I was so happy to see them, and I miss him so much. How does a 15 year old just die in his sleep like that?
• Fri, 12:28: The pics were from before we started dating. I used to have a whole album of photos taken when we were dating, but I've lost them all.
• Fri, 12:57: RT @thebooksluts: I launched a new site called Dear Fatty and wrote about thinsplaining: http://t.co/c4ou6F7bzU
• Fri, 13:13: Sharing this from last year because I miss my dad. Big Hair, No Pants http://t.co/H7k0EJPkJS
• Fri, 14:11: Answered the phone and a woman's voice on the other end said "Is the lady of the house available?" I bristled.
• Fri, 14:12: "Lady of the house?" I asked. "Do people still say that shit nowadays?" I was about to get all indignant till I realized it was a recording.
• Fri, 14:12: It was a survey, asking me if I thought that parents and grandparents should be able to control what their kids watch on tv.
• Fri, 14:13: I answered "Nah, I think kids should just raise themselves. Parents just get in the way of all their recreational drug use."

• Fri, 14:15: Then it asked if I thought that websites should have ratings like TV & films and I said "Who cares, kids don't read the ratings anyway."
• Fri, 14:16: Then it said "Well, I'm glad you agree with us that parents and grandparents should be in charge of childrens' viewing blah blah blah."
• Fri, 16:17: RT @rodimusprime: Wow... this lady is blaming her marital struggles with her husband on other women not wearing enough clothes? http://t.co…
• Fri, 16:22: That last RT. OMFG lady. " Because our men are much less emotional and are much more visual."
• Fri, 16:24: "Dudes are empty sacks of sperm whose eyeballs wire straight to their dicks, so bitches, keep your tits in your tankinis kthx."
• Fri, 16:26: I'm huge and flabby and carting around a three pregnancy body, but Ian still hits on me because he likes banging a girl he loves. HEY.
• Fri, 16:27: But you go on with your unemotional man who can't keep hard bodied 20 yr olds out of his male gaze. How dare they have bodies AT him, right?
• Fri, 16:29: Like, Ian works at the University. He can look at college girls having bodies at him all day if he wanted to. But. You know. He doesn't.
• Fri, 16:36: I mean, can we please NOT with the "we all know men are like this" because if it's one thing we KNOW, it's that people are different.
• Fri, 16:36: Sure, some men just can't with the hard bodied 20 yr olds having bodies at them and have their eyeballs wired straight to their dicks.

• Fri, 16:37: But some women are that way, too. So. You know, banzai!!
• Fri, 16:39: And *I* know that men are respectful and capable human beings who have brains in between their eyeballs and their dicks.
• Fri, 16:43: So if you'll pardon me, I'm going to ask women to put their tits anywhere they like and tell men to address their eyeball / dick wiring.
• Fri, 18:59: Iliana gets a sundae whenever she takes a dump in the toilet instead of her pullup. (What, we're really excited about toilet dumping.)
• Fri, 19:00: Well she went at school and we high fived her and she asked for her sundae, so of course! Yay! We are SO THRILLED ABOUT THIS!
• Fri, 19:01: So now Ian just said to her "Okay hurry up and finish your ice cream so we can have dinner." We're either doing this wrong. Or very right.
• Fri, 21:51: Hey I know you want to subscribe to my blog that I regularly Ignore. Also, SALESMANSHIP! http://t.co/KjTLhvcDTm