celeste_noelani | My tweets

Wed, 14:21: OHA supports Sioux in water fight https://t.co/XGw5wa3vMX via @oha_hawaii
Thu, 09:23: My husband keeps overfeeding out already fat cat and I keep reminding him of the portion size but he does what he wants anyway and AAARGH.
Thu, 09:26: TRUTH times a million. Like, why is he so allergic to putting his clothes IN the hamper? https://t.co/UQpIQVnAKd
Thu, 09:49: RT @takehenning: Did you know that stress inhibits both your immune system & your ability to pretend you don't already know whatever a man…
Thu, 10:15: RT @blackhorse_a: 💯 repost from Boris Badenov via FB https://t.co/RwHUVm5ryD
Thu, 11:31: My neighbor just glanced in my window as I was shoving four ravioli in my enormous mouth, so. Where should I move?

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