- Sun, 19:07: I was all set to go on a family walk but now I'm sitting here waiting for a child to take a dump because I love being a gooddamn parent.
- Mon, 09:17: Well at least she waited till 9 o'clock to break out the accordion! #summervacation #helpme #deargodpleasemakeitstop
- Mon, 12:11: Leave it to me to get lost 10 blocks from my own house. I have a severe allergy to turning left… https://t.co/YNpKawvyA7