celeste_noelani | My tweets

Fri, 13:50: @greatersafety sending so much love to you
Fri, 14:31: Today's Meanest Mom award earned by making teenager unload the dishwasher even though he SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME he didn't feel like it.
Fri, 14:32: Him: I *said* I don't want to. Me: Yeah, I hear ya buddy. But still. Unload. Him: OH MAH GAHHHHHHD. #EVERYDAY #EVERYFUCKINGDAY
Fri, 15:39: You guys, Ian may have told my doctor that I wanted to have my leg amputated. http://t.co/Fb52oYDx5s
Fri, 16:56: Me: Do you have everything you need to go to your dad's? Him: YES. Me: Your inhaler? Him: No. Me: Homework? Him: No. Me: Anything? Him: OMG!
Fri, 16:57: Me: Get your stuff ready. Him: I *AM* ready. Me: Okay get in the car. Him: Wait I need my. Me: OMG! Him: Mom, stop.
Fri, 16:58: This is WITH his all of his infinite checklists, you guys.
Fri, 16:59: Argumentative Autistic child, we are both so very lucky that I have a sense of humor.

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