My tweets

[celeste_noelani]

• Wed, 12:35: Iliana was putting stuff away and counted them out in Hawaiian. Granted, it was only to three ( ʻekolu) but still. AWESOME.
• Wed, 13:51: Ian loves Jakeman's anise flavored throat drops when he's sick. I call him his anus lozenges because I am a child and come on now.
• Wed, 14:21: Check out my name in this BITCHIN graphic Cristi made! LOVE her. Be a Superhero #EndSuicide - http://t.co/kUTSWjPlrt via @MotherUnadorned
• Wed, 14:38: In which I worry that my husband hates me as much as I do. He Loves Me Anyway http://t.co/IonhaP4AGP
• Wed, 15:32: Ugh being so guts-out personal on my blog and then hemhaw about sharing on my personal FB and my uncle liked it and OMG why do I do this?
• Wed, 15:33: My brain: Fuck mental illness stigma, let's burn that bitch to the ground oh no someone is going to find out just how ridiculous you are.
• Wed, 17:05: Scene: Jonas working on vocab HW Him: Bonafide? Me: That's a great word to add to your vocabulary. It sounds like boner. Him: MOM STOP IT.
• Wed, 17:12: Also, I'm earning today's #meanestmom trophy by making him look up words in an actual dictionary. I TOLD YOU, MEANEST MOM!
• Wed, 17:13: Him: Can I use your computer? Me: No. Use the book. Him: Can I use your phone? Me: NO. USE THE BOOK.
• Wed, 17:14: Me: Tell you what, the day you stop bitching about using a dictionary is the day you can use my computer. Him: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

• Wed, 17:19: Me: I am using the desensitization method to treat your homework phobia. Him: I'm not afraid of it, I just - oooh what's that word?
• Wed, 17:23: Him: Mom, this dictionary is OLD. You'll never guess what they think "gay" means. Me: Is that on your vocab test? Him: And OMG, hore? Wut?
• Wed, 17:51: Reading a thing about Hawaii's repeated attempts to criminilize homelessness because "it’s hard on the aesthetics of paradise" and OMFG.
• Wed, 17:55: AND THEN there was a "thing" in a FB group for parents of preemies that turned into a big religious brouhaha. Today, you're all hemojang.
• Wed, 18:06: If my son's music preferences mean anything, it's that I'm doing penance for all the Menudo and Poison I subjected my parents to.
• Wed, 18:47: RT @CivilBeat: Proposed Sand Island homeless camp needs more testing for toxicity levels http://t.co/d79PwhE0HV http://t.co/J4HIHQePGb
• Wed, 20:11: RT @CivilBeat: Honolulu City Council Votes to Ban Sitting, Lying on Waikiki Sidewalks http://t.co/ZAfQ7s4QXD http://t.co/2o1OcBHheE
• Wed, 20:44: RT @atyourcervix78: Please join me in breaking the stigma. Mental illness in not shameful. It's an illness. We are broken as people. #Suici…
• Wed, 20:52: I'm in the "blowing my nose sounds like a flock of migrating geese" portion of my ugly cold. Farting migrating geese. Wanna make out?
• Thu, 00:45: RT @PaulOgata: .@QantasAirways bravo to your racist flight attendant who loudly called me a disgrace for not ordering the "Asian style chic…

• Thu, 08:48: RT @xicanti: My cold has taken hold. Good times. #notgoodtimes
• Thu, 11:58: Read a creepy sci-fi short story from @matociquala about fixing murderers’ brains. http://t.co/7Wg5OOrYep via @slate