celeste_noelani | My tweets

Fri, 13:24: My Marriage Is A Never Ending Series of Fart Jokes: The @runningnekkid Story.
Fri, 13:25: Like seriously, you guys. Ian and I were giving each other the sexy eyes last night, then there were farts and we couldn't because laughing.
Fri, 13:26: RT @everywhereist: Is it okay if I laughed maniacally at this @YahooNews image? It implies that Stephen Baldwin is Alec's daughter. http://…
Fri, 15:15: RT @DrJaneChi: "What do you do w/the possibility [patients] might misuse abortion drugs? Do you take it away? Or do you trust them?" http:/…
Fri, 17:18: Beautiful! Aboard the Hokule'a: Sailboats, Small Islands and the Stewardship of Nature http://t.co/XAPKQheAIJ via @HuffPostGreen
Fri, 18:53: angry asian man: The Sadness and Shame of 'Jonah from Tonga' http://t.co/7Tudq544DW
Fri, 20:56: RT @cristela9: I love when I see old movies set in the year 2000 w/flying cars and realize we’ve only gotten far enough for men’s erections…
Sat, 09:08: Sigh, AGAIN. I closed a thing without saving my work. And it's all lost. I am so tired of myself. #frustrated #amwriting
Sat, 11:13: #Seattle friends! Come hang out at Seattle Center tomorrow for the Live Aloha #Hawaii Festival. Here's the schedule: http://t.co/iYcy9k0DM7
Sat, 11:38: RT @matociquala: Stranded tourist secretly invades woman's home, subverts her kids: is hunted by government. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://…

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