celeste_noelani | My tweets

Thu, 13:18: RT @chicaderock: If we'd start describing headaches in a similar fashion as wine, they might become entertaining. ''Painful cotton, with …
Thu, 14:55: I just earned my first Meanest Mom Ever Award of the new school year! He lost his locker combination and I made him ask for it. #teenagers
Thu, 14:56: I mean, there was seriously almost a yelling tantrum in my dining room, complete with knuckles slamming into the table.
Thu, 14:57: "Wow, that Iooked like it hurt," I said. "It did," he said. "Are you going to do it again? Go ahead." "Ugh, MOM. Stop."
Thu, 14:59: He then vehemently argued that the school is empty and locked right after last bell. You know, except for all those CLUBS and ACTIVITIES.
Thu, 15:01: I made him walk back to check anyway, because the school is 5 blocks away and he needs to have repercussions for not putting stuff away.
Thu, 17:01: RT @mrskimyadawson: A new father's portrait goes viral after his baby's projectile poop ruins the shot. http://t.co/Ps5damg1oj via @happypl…
Thu, 19:30: The children are in the kitchen making chocolate chip cookies while I sit on my rear end and look at internet cats. I have done very well.
Thu, 19:38: RT @FindingNinee: Childhood. It’s His Turn, Now. http://t.co/MdqnsvIuda on @bloglovin
Thu, 20:16: Jonas used the ice cream scoop, instead of a spoon, to drop the cookies so...cookies as big as the toddler. Win? Win!

Thu, 20:20: RT @maggim: This sofa is made of spools and ogre feet RT @discobreath: I can't believe someone's letting this one go. http://t.co/KCt1hjInyp

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