celeste_noelani | My tweets

Fri, 13:04: Today's worst momming ever includes making the teenager take a shower & asking him not to call my lunch "disgusting."
Fri, 13:18: Update: Teen has showered. Am now being worst Mom ever for insisting on tooth brushing. Summer vacation is so wonderful. #momtweets
Fri, 13:22: BREAKING: I have been informed that my expectation that he put on clean clothes is, and I quote, "nyuuuugh." #momtweets
Fri, 13:46: Iliana's first "Parent's Night Out" at school so she'll have dinner and bouncy house fun until we pick her up around 9.
Fri, 13:49: Which means Ian and I can go on a date tonight. We have free movie tickets so that's an option we don't actually have any plans.
Fri, 13:49: I'm trying to make suggestions, but Ian is 1) at work and 2) trying to melt my brain out of my head so he isn't being very helpful.
Fri, 13:50: And I'm like, look dude, I don't want to spend our entire date night trying to figure out what we SHOULD HAVE done on our date night!
Fri, 13:50: And, how's this for sad? This will be our very THIRD date since Iliana was born. That's less than once a year. Yuck.
Fri, 14:59: It's #WorldLungCancerDay And I Miss My Mom http://t.co/80ff9ThV1n
Fri, 15:52: Why I love my sister: I post about sitting at our mom's bedside as she died and @motomotoyama comments "We stayed so long, we ate twice!"

Fri, 15:53: We know how to death vigil, you guys. We may be fuck ups in so many other things, but we GOT this business.
Fri, 15:53: RT @motomotoyama: @runningnekkid I am my father's child.
Fri, 16:16: GAHHHHHH I am getting so frustrated. Trying to write a thing and it keeps growing into A THING and I'm like, no you are a thing. #amwriting
Fri, 16:20: RT @Card_Kingdom: Do you wanna pack some orders? http://t.co/ldWG9JGDW2 Ck is hiring for an order packer! http://t.co/tQUHbl39p3
Fri, 17:33: It is unpossible for me to eat chocolate without wearing it. Unpossilble. OMG I am such a class act.
Fri, 20:20: Delicious dinner at Picolinos with OMG grown up conversations with my husband. We didn't talk about poop OR pee, even once!
Sat, 11:45: Today will be spent doing exciting things like picking up a medicine cabinet for the basement bathroom and folding laundry. #jazzhands
Sat, 11:52: OMG coffee is my third husband.

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