celeste_noelani | My tweets

Mon, 12:05: RT @Momtoteens: I wish those older parents who say "Enjoy your children. Those years are precious!" would tell me what kind of drugs they w…
Mon, 20:08: Friend asked me for my baked beans recipe and I'm like hahahah it's cute that you think I write anything down.
Mon, 20:09: I'm a "by the seat of my pants" kind of cook, and never make the exact same thing twice.
Mon, 21:00: So I just wrote 950 words on baked beans, but I've had this letter to my cousin open for days and can't get past the greeting. Sigh.
Mon, 21:14: Ian is playing his banjo in the music room and Iliana keeps running in there saying "YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS."
Mon, 21:16: I think it's because he's trying to play Old MacDonald and failing miserably. 'DAD YOU ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND I'M NOT EVEN THROUGH IT'
Mon, 21:16: RT @badbanana: When a douchebag is an even bigger douche below the surface: Doucheberg.
Mon, 21:17: Though, I suppose it's only fair, considering she's ruined every single one of his nights of sleep since she's been born.
Mon, 21:18: Also, now I want to get my ukulele. Ian and I used to do the BITCHINGEST ukulele / banjo duet of Every Rose Has Its Thorn. OMFG BEST.
Mon, 21:21: AHAHAHA now Ian put away the banjo, got out the guitar, and is playing I'll Remember You by Skid Row.

Mon, 21:21: Talk about YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS.
Mon, 21:24: NO NO NO NO NO, it's not Skid Row. He's playing Heaven by Warrant. We've got every 80s hair band up in this business, y'all.
Mon, 22:03: RT @rgay: Things are both really hard and really great right now at the same time. And I am okay with that.
Tue, 00:37: Just beat up my gums in the name of self care. My dental hygienist better give me the biggest goddamn sticker.
Tue, 00:39: Also, I'm a giant grumble face over how much this evil dental care regimen is improving the disaster area that was my gumline.
Tue, 09:10: RT @MHSMchat: Three Words Everyone with Mental Illness Should Learn http://t.co/X17DyHcahI #mentalhealth http://t.co/tCNRxMOl4x
Tue, 09:25: Second round of Jonas' ASD testing today. Getting initial results next week. Aaaack my tummy monsters are alive and well. #anxious
Tue, 09:27: Also, ho man, was on one Hawaii people living in WA state FB post and all my pidgin stay coming out.
Tue, 09:45: RT @tenthmuse: "Sex is just hugs that involve our genitals." – woman on TV. Those "free hugs" t-shirts look different now.

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