- Tue, 13:39: Always. RT @OutNmbrdByBoys: Two rough days in a row with the kids has me rethinking this whole "parent" thing
- Tue, 13:53: Days like today are the reason Iliana goes to day care three days a week. Child, just lay your tired ass down and take a nap. Sheesh.
- Tue, 15:28: It doesn't matter how many times Ian watches this scene - he always loses his shit. https://t.co/XxcerGtbWS #punny
- Tue, 20:43: "Do not put that on the cat DO NOT PUT THAT ON THE CAT." - thing I just said.
- Tue, 23:57: RT @xeney: Am raising independent little people who think critically and question authority and that, friends, is why I drink.
- Wed, 09:23: @everywhereist I heard about Jeff Goldblum. I'm so, so sorry.
- Wed, 09:23: RT @PrisBlossom: If you think #undocumented kids need to "go back where they came from", please stop following me. Seriously. I'm done enteā¦
- Wed, 10:10: Toddler's latest thing is walking up to strangers and saying "Hello, my name is Iliana. This is my mom, Celeste. I was born in her tummy."
- Wed, 10:11: Which I think is her way of saying "HI, my mom sucks at meeting people. Will you please be her friend?"