celeste_noelani | My tweets

Thu, 12:20: RT @maggim: Every time I yell "GET DOWN" at the puppy I secretly hope he's learned to dance and will surprise me with his funky groove moves
Thu, 12:23: On The Impracticality of Being a Writer http://t.co/4lPwfYHtqR
Thu, 14:25: Fiji singles out 'selfish' Australia for climate criticism http://t.co/JoHKmOTt3r via @an_news
Thu, 14:36: Department of the Interior to meet with Hawaii residents | More Local News - KITV Home http://t.co/gAur5RkR7J via @kitv4
Thu, 15:07: Mom was born in Guam and I'd love to visit. Top 10+ Common Misconceptions about GUAM http://t.co/2tkTdGpH49 via @worldbooktravel
Thu, 20:41: RT @learndhappiness: In Mourning - A Weaning Story http://t.co/LapJcsP3bu
Thu, 20:47: Happy 158th wedding anniversary to Queen Emma & Kamehameha IV! https://t.co/vh0GvbogT2 #Hawaii
Thu, 20:50: RT @xeney: P: are witches real? T: what are boobs for? Somehow the answers involved teaching them the word "patriarchy."
Thu, 20:51: Found a bunch of new #binderwriters friends and now I'm fighting good old fashioned imposter syndrome telling me I'm well, impostering.
Thu, 20:52: I mean, what is that, brain? "Please please please let's go find our people." "OMG NOT PEOPLE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" #binderwriters

Thu, 23:21: It's 11:30 and the toddler is still awake. She napped for 45 minutes today and was awake for over an hour screaming last night.
Thu, 23:21: And this is not even unusual. This kid NEVER sleeps. She is ALLERGIC to sleep and I just cannot. I am so tired all the time. Why isn't she?
Thu, 23:23: Like, I keep reading advice to parent writers that is all NEWSFLASH! Write when your kids are sleeping. And I'm like HEY THAT IS NEAT.
Thu, 23:24: Like, they say "wake up an hour before your kids so! Stay up an hour later!" And I'm like, I can't sleep any less, genius.
Thu, 23:25: Unless, maybe they mean you should just write sleep deprivation hallucination stories, which, okay, maybe that has some merit.

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