celeste_noelani | My tweets

Sat, 12:02: "Please get out of the garbage." - thing I just said. MULTIPLE TIMES because OMG garbage why wouldn't you want to stand in it? #children
Sat, 15:53: Iliana, getting ready to draw me something: "What message do you want?" Me: "Love and happiness." Her: "Oh, that's ice cream." I love her.
Sat, 16:45: A: Fart filters. http://t.co/ON9DBiEx5i
Sat, 17:37: Letting Iliana watch Peppa Pig so I can write this THING I have been working on for weeks, only now all I can write is I HATE PEPPA PIG.
Sat, 20:10: Jonas is in deep shit for shooting modified NERF darts into his bedroom wall, complete with Sharpie target drawn on the wall.
Sat, 20:13: Well, the NERF darts and the Sharpie and the carvings into the wall proclaiming his love of dubstep and his own name. So. Living the dream?
Sat, 20:14: And we found a random screw jammed into the ceiling. Asked why, and he said he found a screw and didn't know what else to do with it.
Sat, 20:43: Washed my hair after four days, and OMG this is why girls used to stay home from dates just to wash their hair.
Sat, 20:44: Right now my hair feels better than any date could ever make me feel. I'm just gonna be here, petting my head. Don't mind me.
Sat, 20:50: Jonas is doing chores to make up for the NERF darts / Sharpie on the wall, so now he's in trouble for throwing silverware at the floor. So.

Sun, 11:12: Ian and Iliana are playing hide and seek downstairs and I hear him giggling more than she is.
Sun, 11:13: She's in the stage where she hides somewhere, then when it's Ian's turn she shoves him into the exact same spot.
Sun, 11:14: And then she goes and counts, but he hides somewhere else. And when she goes back to find him she is totally mystified. DADDY IS GONE!
Sun, 11:15: Then he pops out and "scares" her and she screams and says "Dadeeeeeeey!" and they fall into a ball of heaping I love them.

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