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Wed, 14:45: NEW! One Hundred Word Wednesday: Sleeping http://t.co/Xnj20gP4Bc
Wed, 14:57: Iliana informed me that she will be sad and cry when she wakes up from her nap, because her dad will not be home yet.
Wed, 14:58: I told her I'd be sad, too, and that we should go to the park to cheer ourselves up until he gets home.
Wed, 14:59: She NO SHIT looked straight at me and said "I don't know if that will work but sure we can try." YOU GUYS. This kid.
Wed, 17:32: Iliana wants you to know that I'm the meanest mom ever for not letting her wear ALL her new big girl underpants. MEANEST. EVER.
Wed, 18:29: RT @PHOTOlulu: It's hot out here #QX100 #KamehamehaDay #LeiDraping #KamehamehaStatue #Honolulu http://t.co/MHf5vDwB7f
Wed, 18:30: RT @anne_theriault: Let me just strip myself bare and show you all of the glittering live wires of my faulty heart WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON…
Wed, 18:41: Kalua pig and cabbage for dinner tonight in honor of #KingKamehamehaDay! However, I didn't make the lomi salmon or poi so that's a sadness.
Wed, 19:48: Just added my #inlinkz link: http://t.co/Yv3qZ63PLA here: http://t.co/EDIybAD3QC via @inlinkz
Wed, 21:06: Iliana has been bugging for like a week, asking to watch a show about "the kitty who shrinks and can't get up on the table."

Wed, 21:07: I was immediately "Oh! Alice in Wonderland" only, no it was ALL WRONG OMG HOW COULD YOU MOMMY? So I asked her again and googled and...
Wed, 21:07: OMG come to find out there is a Hello Kitty / Alice in Wonderland mashup movie that we are watching now and I think I am on acid, you guys.
Wed, 21:08: Do you want to feel like you're on acid? Watch Hello Kitty Alice in Wonderland with me and my three year old! http://t.co/xYiUQvKvVS
Wed, 21:12: I really really love this post from @KathyRadigan Barbie, My Daughter and Me http://t.co/wEIoKbO9kf
Wed, 22:20: Bedtime tonight is not going quite as well. One Hundred Word Wednesday: Sleeping http://t.co/zUcqkaETiY
Wed, 22:38: This really is the weirdest world. And I thought Hello Kitty / Alice in Wonderland made me feel like I was on acid. https://t.co/ickUr3jLeh
Thu, 10:27: Waiting for brain cancer to rear its head again. via @bcmgsupermommy http://t.co/e1GfVbdkoM
Thu, 10:38: A Hell of a Place to Take a Date via @HLAnimal http://t.co/X6kzVGKe4C
Thu, 10:40: When does free-range parenting become more like neglecting your kids? - http://t.co/aQJVqSwAu1 via @jdHonestMom
Thu, 11:22: Iliana just unrolled like six feet of toilet paper and is now cutting it up into tiny pieces on the living room floor. Parent of the Year!

Thu, 11:30: RT @anne_theriault: The nice thing about blogging about abortion and suicide is that no companies ever want you to review their stupid shit.

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