My tweets

• Wed, 12:35: Iliana was putting stuff away and counted them out in Hawaiian. Granted, it was only to three ( ʻekolu) but still. AWESOME.
• Wed, 13:51: Ian loves Jakeman's anise flavored throat drops when he's sick. I call him his anus lozenges because I am a child and come on now.
• Wed, 14:21: Check out my name in this BITCHIN graphic Cristi made! LOVE her. Be a Superhero #EndSuicide - http://t.co/kUTSWjPlrt via @MotherUnadorned
• Wed, 14:38: In which I worry that my husband hates me as much as I do. He Loves Me Anyway http://t.co/IonhaP4AGP
• Wed, 15:32: Ugh being so guts-out personal on my blog and then hemhaw about sharing on my personal FB and my uncle liked it and OMG why do I do this?
• Wed, 15:33: My brain: Fuck mental illness stigma, let's burn that bitch to the ground oh no someone is going to find out just how ridiculous you are.
• Wed, 17:05: Scene: Jonas working on vocab HW Him: Bonafide? Me: That's a great word to add to your vocabulary. It sounds like boner. Him: MOM STOP IT.
• Wed, 17:12: Also, I'm earning today's #meanestmom trophy by making him look up words in an actual dictionary. I TOLD YOU, MEANEST MOM!
• Wed, 17:13: Him: Can I use your computer? Me: No. Use the book. Him: Can I use your phone? Me: NO. USE THE BOOK.
• Wed, 17:14: Me: Tell you what, the day you stop bitching about using a dictionary is the day you can use my computer. Him: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

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