My tweets

• Fri, 13:04: Today's worst momming ever includes making the teenager take a shower & asking him not to call my lunch "disgusting."
• Fri, 13:18: Update: Teen has showered. Am now being worst Mom ever for insisting on tooth brushing. Summer vacation is so wonderful. #momtweets
• Fri, 13:22: BREAKING: I have been informed that my expectation that he put on clean clothes is, and I quote, "nyuuuugh." #momtweets
• Fri, 13:46: Iliana's first "Parent's Night Out" at school so she'll have dinner and bouncy house fun until we pick her up around 9.
• Fri, 13:49: Which means Ian and I can go on a date tonight. We have free movie tickets so that's an option we don't actually have any plans.
• Fri, 13:49: I'm trying to make suggestions, but Ian is 1) at work and 2) trying to melt my brain out of my head so he isn't being very helpful.
• Fri, 13:50: And I'm like, look dude, I don't want to spend our entire date night trying to figure out what we SHOULD HAVE done on our date night!
• Fri, 13:50: And, how's this for sad? This will be our very THIRD date since Iliana was born. That's less than once a year. Yuck.
• Fri, 14:59: It's #WorldLungCancerDay And I Miss My Mom http://t.co/80ff9ThV1n
• Fri, 15:52: Why I love my sister: I post about sitting at our mom's bedside as she died and @motomotoyama comments "We stayed so long, we ate twice!"

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