My tweets

• Mon, 12:05: RT @Momtoteens: I wish those older parents who say "Enjoy your children. Those years are precious!" would tell me what kind of drugs they w…
• Mon, 20:08: Friend asked me for my baked beans recipe and I'm like hahahah it's cute that you think I write anything down.
• Mon, 20:09: I'm a "by the seat of my pants" kind of cook, and never make the exact same thing twice.
• Mon, 21:00: So I just wrote 950 words on baked beans, but I've had this letter to my cousin open for days and can't get past the greeting. Sigh.
• Mon, 21:14: Ian is playing his banjo in the music room and Iliana keeps running in there saying "YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS."
• Mon, 21:16: I think it's because he's trying to play Old MacDonald and failing miserably. 'DAD YOU ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND I'M NOT EVEN THROUGH IT'
• Mon, 21:16: RT @badbanana: When a douchebag is an even bigger douche below the surface: Doucheberg.
• Mon, 21:17: Though, I suppose it's only fair, considering she's ruined every single one of his nights of sleep since she's been born.
• Mon, 21:18: Also, now I want to get my ukulele. Ian and I used to do the BITCHINGEST ukulele / banjo duet of Every Rose Has Its Thorn. OMFG BEST.
• Mon, 21:21: AHAHAHA now Ian put away the banjo, got out the guitar, and is playing I'll Remember You by Skid Row.

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