My tweets

• Thu, 10:41: RT @__BankHead: Is the water filled with dicks? https://t.co/rXIqOTGJOp
• Thu, 11:28: Got my child to school two hours late, but convinced her to put on her shoes without any screaming. Sounds like a win to me.
• Thu, 11:55: Watching hula videos is the same as actually practicing hula, right? (Dammit.)