My tweets

• Thu, 18:21: I cannot deal when people call them Hawaiian shirts. They're aloha shirts, you fucking animal.
• Thu, 20:24: RT @CUTEST_ANlMALS: Bunny in a bunny bed https://t.co/gHgdpMBCcn
• Thu, 20:52: RT @imdaintyaf: I try to sit down and write for at least 30 minutes a day even if it's hard. https://t.co/ZD4LfDyqJD
• Thu, 21:03: Our typical evening: Me and Husband in conversation. Big: Can I play Forza in your bedroom? Little: Mommy come look I pooped in the potty!
• Fri, 09:26: Every. Single. Time. I have to send an email to the school I use the word accommodate. Ever. Single. Time. I spell it wrong.
• Fri, 11:05: Send three paragraphs of concerns to the school, get a ten word response. Yay.
• Fri, 11:18: RT @baratunde: Actually I prefer my president not be involved in 488 lawsuits. But that's me. https://t.co/mg1nkJOyIQ
• Fri, 11:57: Ian asks before he leaves for work what I'm going to have for lunch and I tell him if I starve in my own house there is no hope for me.