My tweets

• Wed, 13:37: It's so refreshing for Gawker to pat us all on the head and remind us how twitter works. We're such ignorant little silly faces!
• Thu, 09:28: Okay this shit is super hilarious. Dad does "lifestyle shots" with his new watch, including picking up poop. https://t.co/QkE7IujFJ1
• Thu, 10:07: cc: @maggim https://t.co/HEjJMJR7Lg