My tweets

• Thu, 13:05: Remembering that I am biologically obligated to spend my entire first day back on a work schedule freaking out and dying.
• Thu, 13:10: Wanted: knock knock joke suitable for a 4yo. Iliana needs to learn one pronto because if I hear one more interrupting cow, so help me god...
• Thu, 14:08: Look at me, not being an a-hole to the exterminator dude who came by to do an ant treatment around our house.
• Thu, 16:15: Stahhhpppppp thisss https://t.co/7JCi4NC5Ia
• Thu, 16:50: RT @BlakeDontCrack: White politicians who say "all lives matter" is similar to the founding fathers saying "all men were created equal" whi…
• Thu, 16:57: RT @mirajacob: So...this happened: I Gave A Speech About Race To The Publishing Industry And No One Heard Me http://t.co/YNq8R3mrQA @buzzfe…
• Thu, 17:07: RT @CivilBeat: ACLU claims Honolulu has violated the constitution in its attempts to keep the homeless on the move. http://t.co/34UlaXouXU
• Thu, 17:08: Iliana just got all excited and said "Oooh! I'm going to brush my teeth, Mom." Well I guess somebody's got to be stoked about oral hygiene.
• Thu, 21:21: Hahahahahahah! https://t.co/GQnoLo0BQt
• Thu, 21:23: RT @CivilBeat: “Hawaii is indeed a microcosm of what’s happening worldwide.” http://t.co/dH177qCyNq http://t.co/YLkbwS5oiy

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