My tweets

• Fri, 16:48: Jesus Fucking Christ what is the matter with people? http://t.co/sP4Qynh4rv
• Fri, 17:33: Well shit. Iliana just fell asleep half an hour before dinner.
• Fri, 22:15: RT @GAInterrupted: If you've had children, you must read this and laugh and cringe and laugh again. http://t.co/5iFYXS2FNx Thank you @FullM…
• Sat, 08:46: When you ask somebody "is it A or B?" And they answer "yes". #ugh