My tweets

• Mon, 16:31: So far I've gotten really nice, positive responses to the piece I talked myself into sharing on @BlogHer http://t.co/PIKUHgWpKC
• Mon, 16:32: Well, you know, except for that one person who came in to say needy people are total turnoffs. But we're ignoring that, cuz. Yeah.
• Mon, 16:32: We're all needy in some way, darling. We all have needs. You literally cannot be alive without needing something. So.
• Mon, 16:33: Also, I am okay when people let me know that I don't want to know them. It really makes everything so much easier.
• Mon, 16:53: RT @mPinoe: How the hell am I meant to get my soda out of this space machine. #touchandshoot http://t.co/IFNJOm66bV
• Mon, 21:18: RT @brokeymcpoverty: it feels like somebody left a cake mixer running in my uterus
• Tue, 08:18: At last night's play date, Iliana ran up to me and the other mom to say "HEY LADIES!" and waggle her eyebrows. Later she twerked at us. Um?