My tweets

• Sat, 12:42: RT @hellolanemoore: "i dunno like i don't believe you're like an equal or nuthin but i could see myself puttin my penis in you." #OKCupid h…
• Sat, 13:19: RT @TNCHawaii: Kānehūnāmoku Voyaging Academy offering training in sailing, water safety, Hawaiian culture, navigation & more >> http://t.co…
• Sat, 15:54: "Mom, can you take your glasses off so we can hug with our faces?"
• Sat, 21:40: I hate my incompetent cervix. And I hate that I will never again be able to look at pregnancy books / videos / etc without being angry.
• Sat, 21:41: It's just that my son's stillbirth day is in twelve days and I dunno I hate the wonderful, supportive, amazing club I've been in since then.
• Sat, 21:42: And I thought I was totally legit fine this year but a pregnancy thing on FB saying "Our bodies are so awesome!" has me feeling jealous.
• Sun, 09:30: RT @simonpegg: Hey everybody, why don't we try and unfuck the world?!