My tweets

• Tue, 15:10: Orientation for parents of high school freshman tonight, and I am going because I have one of those. How in the hell? #timeflies
• Tue, 15:12: Seriously. This kid, in high school. Next week. #mindblown http://t.co/Q03aieFSvl
• Tue, 15:22: I am enjoying this last idyllic week of summer. The kids are mellow, it's not hot enough to melt brains, and we've got blue skies for miles.
• Tue, 15:23: The world is a hot mess, my bank account is going to file a restraining order against me, and my hip is agony. But still. Perfection.
• Wed, 01:01: RT @3fingeredfox: The prevalence of depression can mean one of two things 1) something is wrong with the diagnosis 2) something is wrong wi…
• Wed, 11:46: Seattle! For just $200, you can get this 7-11 donut display case! What are you waiting for?! http://t.co/j89RFo2CXV