My tweets

• Thu, 12:04: RT @jaymills: Oh wait I forgot, tyranny isn't a militarized police force crushing unarmed dissent. Tyranny is birth control & health insura…
• Thu, 12:40: Texting with the teenager is exactly as painful as it sounds. Now he can grunt at me in misspelled text speak. Oh goodie.
• Thu, 12:41: And yes I know that misspelled text speak SHOULD be an oxymoron, but.
• Thu, 12:42: But in all seriousness, I feel like if he's willing to talk to me in any fashion, I'm winning something.
• Thu, 12:45: Okay, so I might be winning a thousand texts of the words "no" and "yeah" (or, "yeaq) but hey. It's what I got.
• Thu, 13:01: Ok bawling my face off. MOM'S 1ST BIRTHDAY ママも１歳、おめでとう。 ｜ パンパース公式: http://t.co/RXuFxiHwjK via @YouTube
• Thu, 22:50: RT @BeagleEars406: Silver-tongued devil in my head. Tongue-tied dumbass in my mouth.