My tweets

• Fri, 12:29: RT @fuckeveryword: fuck anxiety
• Fri, 12:54: Post-lunch dicking around on social media before I go back to writing a post on how much I hate my brain. Do I know how to party or WHAT?
• Fri, 12:55: RT @pmaile: Bitch please. ... priceless! #HurricaneIselle http://t.co/LkD9c1WTEb
• Fri, 13:07: Nevermind about getting back to writing! Going to see Guardians of the Galaxy and hang out with my hoosband. Winning!
• Fri, 13:09: Also, it's my first time publishing a post on @BlogHer, so yay me! It's Such A Bummer About Body Hair http://t.co/24kxynYWXn
• Fri, 13:11: And they featured the post and I don't even know what that means but it's better than a punch in the junk so I'll take it!