My tweets

• Thu, 14:31: Jonas is in his ASD testing session right now and I'm all AAAAACK. Distract me, twitter!
• Thu, 22:39: Full house for dinner tonight - my rowdy fam plus Val and Uncle Bill, my sister AND holy shit my brother showed up.
• Thu, 22:39: Sadly I didn't get Val to retell the story of being sprayed by her goat boyfriend.
• Thu, 22:42: BUT I am consoled by the eternal gigglefit of her earnestly calling Captain Cook "Captain Crunch." So.