For entertainment purposes only.

From Astrologyzone:

You have come though a very strenuous period while Saturn toured your sign from October 2009 to October 2012. Nothing you will face now will be as difficult as what you have already come through.

Well, no shit.

You should give yourself credit for all you've accomplished over the past three years. You are now much stronger than you were three years ago, and much wiser, too.

I'd rather be weak and stupid, and have my son and my mom alive. But hey. I didn't get to choose.